You know, a funny happened on the way to the forum of life....my breasts are now a 34 C, up from a 34 B cup Now, just so you know, I haven't had a boob job, I haven't gained weight, and I'm not doing anything special...and goodness NO, I'm NOT preggers! But yes, they HAVE grown a cup size! It's weird, I gotta agree

(MY WEEK'S SCHEDULE IS POSTED BELOW MY WEEKLY JOKE, FYI!)

I have just what you need to smooth over the recession blues...a special! Hopefully, it will give you the motivation to see me sooner than you imagined...more on that later!

I can't wait to feel my hands slide over your body, as I help chase away your stress, anxiety, knots and sore muscles...life can be so utterly stressful!

Want more pics? Here ya go:
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And, so you know, I no longer accept emails. RB inbox or catching me on the phone are the BEST ways to schedule an appointment. Thank you.

Hello dearest gents!

Come experience an unparalleled experience...give yourself over and free your mind and body of time constraints, meetings, demanding customers, deadlines, email, commuter traffic, and aches and pains...let time slow down and feel your breath while my intuitive hands knead your knots and stress away...give yourself the gift of therapeutic sensuality!

AND, I've been practicing my PM skills over the last year, with very enthusiastic feedback given(thanks again to those angels).....sooo, if you're looking to add a bum-shaking PM to your session, please know that it is now available for you, should you want to take the plunge I do NOT upsell on this new menu item. For all of you pessimists out there in RB land, I DO NOT EVER upsell, just so you know.

My SPECIAL rates are:

90 minutes: $250.00 (originally $280)
2 hours: $350.00 (originally $400)

**Please call me to inquire about my SPECIAL Rates if you are a grandfathered price client.**

Q: What is a "grandfathered" client, Dreu?

DH: I'm glad you asked! It's anyone who can give me their best imitation of "I've fallen and I can't get up!" with their AARP card in hand..dentures need not apply

Seriously, a "grandfathered client" is someone who was locked in at my previous rates, before I raised them 3 years ago. I have had blokes try to trick me, claiming they were on my old rate schedule, but please bear in mind that I keep records of when you first met with me. If you try to trick me, you will not be welcomed back, and karma is not a friendly gal

DH: Also, please be aware that if you book an appointment with me during my rate special period, it is NOT the price you will pay from now on. It's a SPECIAL, which means it will not last. After my special is over, my prices will return to their original price. So please remember, during my tax time special period, you will not be "grandfathered" in at my special prices, for future appointments. I want you to understand this going in, to avoid future awkwardness, for either you or I.

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Please remember, if you ARE a new client:

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Please read on, for what I will need from all my new friends.

Also, for the ladies, I am reference friendly:

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My availability is listed below...no pun intended

A new joke for your week:

A father and his son go into the grocery store, when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.

The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''

The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father, "What's the 12-pack for?"

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''!

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Ask yourself: Wouldn't YOU LIKE to have a deliciously skilled deep tissue massage, set in a 5-star spa-like environment, pampered by a pretty young lady, who is a CMT, to boot?

Or: Are you simply a massage junkie in search of an incredible massage?

If you answered yes to any of my questions, please read on:

(PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE AD BEFORE GIVING ME A CALL, PRETTY PLEASE! Many thanks) .

Schedule update for this Holiday week...Drumroll, please!

Monday, December 29th: N/A
Tuesday, December 30th: Noon-10pm
Wednesday, December 31st: 11am-5pm **Openings Available and the champers is on ice!**
Thursday, JANUARY 1ST, 2009: N/A HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
Friday, January 2nd: Openings today, beginning at 3pm
Saturday, January 3rd: Noon-10pm
Sunday, January 4th: Noon-8pm

PLEASE NOTE again, that I am no longer accepting emails, for session inquiries. Please ONLY call me at 415-748-1489, or you may inbox me here, on Redbook! Thank you! AGAIN, NO emails for session inquiries, PLEASE.

Please know that I do all that I can to ensure that your booking experience with me is stress-free, so we can enjoy lots of the good stuff, and forget the bad

Please feel free to give me a call, as I'd love to hear from you!

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Be prepared to leave your stresses at the door, and bring me your tired, your poor, your aching back that's yearning to feel my skilled hands knead your knots away.....

If we haven't met, PLEASE have at least 1-2 solid provider references ready for me to check. No exceptions.

IT IS NEAR TO IMPOSSIBLE TO SCHEDULE NEW CLIENTS FOR SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS. 24-48 HOURS NOTICE IS MANDATORY FOR ALL NEW CLIENTS.

I would love to meet up with new or old friends, and pamper you with my 5-star rated FBSM! Come and experience why my service is rated one of the best of the Bay!

A B O U T   M E : I am celebrating my 9th year as a CMT, trained in the techniques of feather-light to deep tissue (Sports, Swedish, Reflexology, and HOT STONE MASSAGE is back), and during our time together, the massage is focused solely on YOUR needs....Let ME spoil YOU...sound good for a change? I absolutely LOVE what I do, and I welcome you to place yourself under my capable hands!

I am a young, pretty natural redhead who stands at a leggy 5'5, and I am 120lbs. I am athletically toned, petite and slender, with soft, alabaster skin, large, soulful green eyes, and a smile that will put you at ease immediately. I am the College co-ed, girl next-door type you always wished you'd gotten to hang out with, but didn't...well! Here's your chance!

L O C A T I O N : Come and be sensually, therapeutically, and lovingly pampered in a SPA-like environment, in the heart of downtown San Francisco today...you're HARD at work, and sitting in that stiff chair or dealing with a pressure-cooker work schedule hasn't done one bit of good for your aching back! Luxurious linens and towels, unscented soaps, a shower before and after, bottled water, hot green tea, ghiradelli chocolate, and an environment tailored for your relaxation awaits...

Studies now show that high blood pressure is responsible for many health-related issues...why am I telling you this? Because, studies have also shown that massage therapy greatly REDUCES your stress-level, thus lowering your blood pressure. So, in truth, you'll live longer and enjoy a greater quality of life by visiting ME for an exquisite FBSM!

If one of your New Year resolutions is to be healthier, I can't think of a better way than a therapeutic, head to toe, front to back deep tissue FBSM tailored just for you.

Stressed about parking, public transportation, etc? Don't be! Parking is abundant, and there's more public transportation options to my location than you can shake a stick at! It's soooo easy, it'll be one less concern for you, I promise!

C O N T A C T : The magic number to call me at is *82 415-748-1489

Please be aware that I screen all new clientele, before scheduling appointments. It is important that I feel confident we will be compatible before meeting. If my screening process makes you uncomfortable, than I am not the right girl for you. If you are new, it may be difficult to fit you in for a same day appointment, so I normally ask that you allow 24 hours.

*I am no longer offering one hour appointment slots, as I have found, an hour is simply not enough time to spend together*

***** I DO NOT accept calls from blocked or restricted numbers *******

xo, Dreu
*82 415-748-1489

No Full Service, GFE, or "Extras" Services offered or implied, ever. However, I do offer a delicious FBSM for the discerning gentleman who values the highest QUALITY over quantity. Remember, your FBSM experience is what you'll remember, long after the price has been forgotten.

Please remember: This massage is ALL about YOU. I derive my pleasure in giving and focusing on YOU only

With reference to CA Penal Code section 647(b) and CALJIC No. 16.420, the services discussed herein do not in any way include or relate to either: (1) engagement in any lewd act for money or other consideration, or (2) Solicitation, offer, or agreement to engage in any lewd act for money or other consideration.